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Joke of the Day

"I know I have a great ass Because I was talking to a girl the other day and when I walked away she said ""What an ass!"""

"Why isn't the band ""1023 MB"" famous? They haven't had a gig yet."

"What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish? Pick up lines"

"A Ukrainian playwright has written two comedic satires of the current war. 1. Crimea River and 2. Donetsk, Don't Tell"

"Why do rednecks like to do it doggie style? So they both can watch Nascar."

"Why do white peope call a Indians paiutes? Cuz paiutes was a Indians first words and they were like 30yrs old!"

"i just flew in and boy are my arms tired from jacking off on the plane a whole lot"

"When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5? Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak"

"There's a sticky penis on my doormat... It must've come in the post."

"Saturday night is for moaning My name. Sunday morning is for chanting it."