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Joke of the Day

"""I won't vaccinate my kids! It's not healthy and full of dangerous preservatives!!!"" *gives kid a pop tart for breakfast*"

"What Do You Call A Sleep Walking Nun? A Roamin' Catholic."

"What does a baby look like after a minute in the microwave? I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate."

"What's the oldest red wine in America? ""Give us back our land!"""

"Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they could spend years at C."

"Did you hear Rolf Harris is dyslexic? rofl"

"Why sugars are very unhappy these days? It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!"

"Did you hear about the mathematician who hated negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

"I invented a new word. Blooptershlorfin. I figured ""plagarism"" has been invented enough times already..."

"idiot blind person What is the difference between someone who is so dumb he doesn't know how to open his eyes and the sun. The sun is bright enough to see!"