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Joke of the Day

"A woman asks her Milkman to fill her bath with milk.. He asks ""Do you want that milk pasteurised?"", She replies ""No, just up to my boobs please."""

"The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. "

"Sound produced by group of mathematicians working together That's the sound of the men working on the chain rule"

"Your Parents divorced because your Dad didn't want to put your talentless paintings on the fridge."

"How often do I make chemistry jokes? Periodically. I made one yesterday, but it had no reaction."

"Did you hear about the movie ""Constipated"" ??? I heard it hasn't come out yet"

"I just saved a bundle on future college tuition by finding out my 4 year old wants to be a gum ball when he grows up."

"Equality That's the joke."

"I visited my doctor last week, and he told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked him why, because surely it's not dangerous. He said it was distracting him."

"I've never had angry sex. I'm always happy and quite surprised that it is actually happening."