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Joke of the Day

"LPT: When cooking chicken, it needs a lot of support Alone, it tastes absolutely fowl."

"If I had to describe myself in three words... It would be; Tall, dark and unable to follow basic instructions"

"I had Chinese German food Hour later I was hungry for power"

"What invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts"

"I shouted ""the blue Subaru with an Obama sticker left its lights on!"" at Mt. Bachelor and had the *entire* hill to myself for an hour"

"Sorry I moaned seductively while eating a Gogurt at your bible study group."

"I bet the guy who programs Angry Birds can't walk into a building without thinking about exactly where he'd hit it to make it fall down."

"I store drugs right under my nose Don't believe me? Check my stash"

"I put an ice pack on my crotch And then I cold-cocked my girlfriend."

"I just voted for Pluto to be a planet again."