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Joke of the Day
"How is the retarded basketball player doing? Well, he has his ups and down's."
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"Everyone is making end of the world jokes like there's no tomorrow. :O"
"DON'T TOUCH ME! AND YOU'RE BREATHING WRONG! STOP IT! -wives, on their period Or if they're hungry. Or if you are actually breathing wrong."
"What does Tarzan sing at Christmas? Jungle Bells"
"Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing."
"When/why do feminists hate cannibals? When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading."
"I feel like landlords who don't allow dogs but DO allow children don't know very much about children."
"I now realize that my mom did not actually have eyes in the back of her head. She just did as I do, randomly yell out ""stop it"" every 30 min"
"When 2 Chainz doesn't want to be recognized he just takes off one chain."
"Boss: you spend a lot of time on your phone! Me: you spend too much time watching me. Don't you have work to do?"