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Joke of the Day
"Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? My name is Paul."
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"Who is this ""one""? And why is he always arguing with people?"
"Roman mythology in 3 words The fuck's plagiarism?"
"what is kurt cobain's eye color Blue. One blue to left, one blue to the right."
"Daughter asked me she wants to feel like a princess so I forced her on a marriage with a man she's never met to secure our alliance with the French."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ^^^Get ^^^it? ^^^To ^^^get ^^^to ^^^""the ^^^other ^^^side""? ^^^She ^^^was ^^^trying ^^^to ^^^kill ^^^herself."
"I started a club for guys who tell jokes about erectile dysfunction. It's a huge success because there's a shit ton of you out there."
"An apple a day keeps doctor away... ... so do the sticks and stones."
"I'm addicted to wanking over leaflets. When I went into rehab, I got off to a flyer."
"There's a reason the iPhone autocorrects ""Yolo"" to ""tool."""