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Joke of the Day
"There's a reason the iPhone autocorrects ""Yolo"" to ""tool."""
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"Men are better cooks With just a piece of sausage and an egg, they can fill a woman's tummy for 9 months."
"Why did the Amish woman get pregnant? Because she was seeing too many Mennonite."
"I hope the guy who stole my debit card enjoys his $12 shopping spree."
"All of your inspirational tweets make me want to track you down and pee on something you love."
"I think I might be depressed... But I'm just taking a shot in the dark."
"Just once, I would like to see a person on a daytime talk show say, ""dad was a good parent...mom was a good parent...the problem is me, I'm just a shithead."""
"What did the slug say to the police? ""I was as""salt""ed"""
"What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants !"
"I'm God's gift to women if he stopped at a gas station last minute."