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Joke of the Day
"The invention of the shovel It was truly groundbreaking"
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"Why do they call them brrr-itos when they're not even cold?"
"My wife came out to me after for horrible years of marriage and revealed she was a lesbian and that she wished she'd married another woman Which finally gave us something in common."
"The Americans are aiding Ukraine in their war against Russia. Their new, revolutionary strategy is to clog the Russians arteries. They call it *Operation* *Dunkin'* *Donetsk*."
"Dad, the dog is having sex. Don't mind it, son, it's nature. Yes, I know dad. But it hurts!"
"I like my women like I like my coffee, Not-tea"
"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!!"
"Too many freaks, not enough circuses."
"What's the pirate's least favorite letter? Dear sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright..."
"I got a job at the circus. I had to circumcise the elephants. The wages weren't great but the tips were enormous."