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Joke of the Day

"Why did the young boat dock before it was ready? Pier Pressure"

"How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree? Wave."

"Hubs: You didn't do anything today did you? Me: I did the dishes. Hubs: There was only one. Me: Fine I did THE dish. Happy?"

"I have a little joke that always makes women laugh My penis"

"So today I finally got my license... to krill!"

"I'm going to get a job at a liquor store just so I can card people & see who's lying about how much they weigh on their ID."

"A terrorist invites his socially awkward friend to a party ""C'mon,"" he said, ""It'll be a blast."""

"What's DJ Khalid's favorite number? 11, because it has another one."

"The Earth and the Moon get in an argument The Moon tried to be the bigger body and walk away, but the Earth grabbed it and said ""I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation. """

"I'll be a millionaire once I'm done making this device that lets you punch people in the face over the internet."