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Joke of the Day

"Oscar I hear Oscar Pistorius is struggling in jail so far. He's not getting on too well with the food. The good news is though, he is yet to have the runs."

"What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face."

"Why aren't Japanese optimistic? Because not every cloud has a silver lining"

"What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na naaa"

"Just recorded the baby crying so I can play it back to him while he tries to sleep later to see how he likes it..."

"I like putin The rest of the joke down here"

"My boss accused me of not forwarding an email her way. I resent that."

"My wife said sex with me is like a supersoaker water gun! Just two pumps and a squirt!"

"How do you organise a party in space? You planet."

"Scientist: Finally, my modeling algorithm 'Predicting Cat Behavior' is complete! Cat: *walks across the keyboard, deleting the file*"