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Joke of the Day
"I don't call it lying down, I call it landscape mode."
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"What is a downies favourite song? Hot potato. Hot potato."
"Why did the farmer use a steam roller? He wanted to grow mashed potatoes."
"""If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything."" Bill Cosby"
"What's your best one-liner?"
"Autocorrect changed Friend to Fiend but sleeping with a Fiend with Benefits is actually a little more exhilarating"
"What has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree can kill you? A pool table."
"Do you know what else are nazis? The other 25 letter of the alphabet."
"Where do psychics go to dance? The crystal ball"
"A mitochondrian walks into a bar and asks for a cup of energy. The barman says ""that'll be ATP"""