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Joke of the Day
"Don't forget about bald guys living vicariously through their beards."
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"Name the only building in the world with 80,000 stories The library (My 6yo told me to tweet this)"
"Men have a basic understanding of complex ideas. Women have a complex understanding of basic ideas."
"What's the definition of Necrophilia? The urge to pop a cold one."
"The main reason that Santa is so jolly ... is because he knows where all the bad girls live."
"I don't know what Do-It-Yourself project Bono has been working on for the past 7 yrs but he must be tired of wearing those safety goggles."
"I wish people's voices actually sounded the way they do when their spouse or partner imitates them during an argument."
"What is it called when one punches a stripper? A hoedown!"
"I got fired from my job as a massage therapist My boss said I rubbed people the wrong way."
"How well do people with mesothelioma breathe? Asbestos they can."