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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about Dictionary: The Musical? It's a play on words..."
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"[holding baby] haha oh whoa i thought he'd be slimey but he's really dry"
"Mary, they told me your son is gay That's bullshit. The gay one is his boyfriend! His boyfriend!"
"Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles? because Happy Hour ended."
"The first rule of Alzheimer's's Club? The first rule of Alzheimer's's Club, Is that you don't talk about Chess Club."
"Why are gametes best suited to advertising careers? Because sex cells."
"*puts Fitbit on Roomba *eats crackers with no plate or napkin"
"Donald Trump Has Written a Few Books About Business... But they all end at Chapter 11."
"Where did Noah keep his bees? In his ark hives"
"How does a Welshman find sheep in long grass? Irresistible."