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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a run-down and Italian neighborhood? The Sphaghetto"
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"Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark? Black people can't swim. -.-"
"A giraffe walks into a bar He says ""High balls on me!"""
"And on another note... Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor."
"What's a pirates favorite letter? Ye think it be the R but it really be the C!"
"if a bear is attacking you play dead and then play resurrection this will cause the bear to either worship u or deny ur existence"
"If a friend tells you a half-assed joke that's not worthy of an LMAO, give them a LOCO - laughing one cheek off"
"If I was a coach, time outs would be awkward silences ending with, ""So, any good YouTube stuff?"""
"What's the name of Jackie Chan's catholic brother? Chris Chan"
"Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day.. Light a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life."