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Joke of the Day

"Why don't you feel the need to wear a seat belt when taking a cab? Because there is a doctor driving."

"How do you communicate with a fish? Drop him a line."

"Why does Santa deliver all the presents Because it's for a good clause"

"Why wasn't Jesus any good at math? Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition."

"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? ""Breathe, dummy!"""

"There are two secrets to success 1. Never tell anyone all of your secrets 2."

"My wife has cancer and the doctor has prescribed heavy morphine doses for the pain and distress. It works, when I have taken them I can hardly hear her crying at all."

"John only wants to fuck virgins. He's such a cherry dicker"

"Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? he had a reptile dysfunction..."

"If Hillary and Trump were on a boat and it sank, who would survive? America"