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Joke of the Day
"Playing Frisbee with a five year old is amazingly similar to just running after a Frisbee."
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"Screw you recommended serving size. You don't know me."
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"How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs? The toothfairy."
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"Why did the Amish girl get kicked out of the community? Too Mennonite."
"It's a long shot... but does anyone know a good joke about a sniper?"
"Boss makes a dollar, I make a nickel. I'd prob'ly make more if I tickled his pickle."
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