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Joke of the Day

"What are they going to use to build the wall? The bricks that were shat by people when Trump became president."

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"What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish."
"I told my sandwich to ""go make me a girlfriend"""
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"Man, I have really bad diarrhea I need to get my shit together."
"What did the pamphlet say to the booklet when it asked for help? Bro sure!"
"What does ISIS and a great joke have in common? A great execution."
"How do you stop rape in West Virginia? kill all the sheep"
"My girlfriend got sacked from work and then lost her appeal. I only found her appealing because she had a well paid job."
"I was pondering life with the cat wizard... Then he said something that gave me paws."