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Joke of the Day
"How do you keep a lawyer from drowning? Shoot him."
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"[staff meeting] PRINCIPAL: ok guys, we built a room to hold our P.E. class. what should we name it? [Jim slowly raises his hand]"
"Q: What do you call a male quartet? A: Three men and a tenor."
"Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler."
"""Dad, I'm I want you to move back home rent free"" hi I want you to move back home rent free. I'm dad ""Ok thanks dad"" well shit"
"What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard? Pillow fight."
"If a child refuses to sleep during nap time... are they guilty of resisting a rest?"
"When I die, I hope it's in a women's dressing room because if I become a ghost, that would be AWESOME!"
"A Jew, Korean, and Black guy walk into a bar. The bartender told them to get the fuck out."
"Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil."