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Joke of the Day

"Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country? Because opposite poles attract"

"Ladies; When a guy says he ""just wants to be friends"" he means with your v@gina."

"I shot someone with a starting gun. I've been charged with race crimes"

"Depression: A period during which we have to get along without the things our grandparents never dreamed of."

"A man once offered me a job selling fog, but I said no Looking back, I think it was a mist opportunity."

"My friend really changed when she became a vegetarian It's like I've never seen herbivore."

"What's brown, squishy, and something a weak minded baby would eat weed brownies."

"The Laser Weapon by Ray Gunn"

"Whats the difference between a noose and a leash? How high you tie it on a tree."

"What do you call a Mexican without his car? Carlos"