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Joke of the Day

"Funny that Lebron couldn't even finish a game due to cramps when RoboCop saved all of Detroit without even having his own legs"

"What's the similarity between a match and a black person? You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work."

"A groom raises his glass to toast his wife on their wedding day I've finally found a perfect girl i could not ask for more she's deaf and dumb and over sexed and owns a liquor store."

"Change is inevitable Except when it comes to vending machines."

"My favourite exercise is a mix between lunge and crunch I like to call lunch."

"I literally use figuratively in literally every occasion where I am literally speaking figuratively."

"Why did the punctuation mark have such an easy time going out with other punctuation marks? It was a comma dating."

"And that's why I never argue with my wife. Wife : Don't forget to pick up kids from school. Me : It's Saturday, they're both upstairs. Wife : It's Wednesday and we've three kids."

"Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings? De Beers"

"Why do Mexicans like spicy food? It induces labor."