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Joke of the Day
"I do shrugs at the gym with like 400 pounds just to show everyone how hard I don't care."
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"What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch? A cuckoo clock."
"Adding anyone comment need to no my safari"
"""Dad what IS the moon?"" It is cheese. Delicious cheese. Thats why rats come out at nite, to look at it. We must never let rats on the moon."
"WHAT DO YOU CALL A FAILURE? donald trump"
"I'm not saying you're on twitter too much, but your six-year-old is running an arms trade with the Mexican drug cartel out of his tree fort."
"My best exit strategy: 1)Play my ring tone 2)Excuse myself 3)Yell ""OMG! I'm on my way now!"" & tell them my brother had a bad car accident."
"Did you hear about the woman who doesn't like banker jokes? So if you take her on a date, you'd better not teller any."
"The sign at the pool says, Children Under 12 Require Supervision. I guess anyone over 12 is allowed in with only normal eyesight."
"Anal with my girl friend made my whole week... It also made her hole weak"