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Joke of the Day

"Bill Cosby likes his women like he likes his town cars... Blacked out"

"How can you tell if someone's a vegan? Oh don't worry, *they'll tell you*."

"How is your diet going? ""Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast."" ""Scrambled?"" ""Cadbury."""

"So I visited www.optrex.co.uk... That was a site for sore eyes."

"Why was the student witch so bad at essays? Because she couldn't spell properly."

"Chinese elders dildo SHITTY SHITTY SHITTY"

"How do people not know how to say their ABC's backwards. It's 3 fucking letters."

"I've lost all ability to feel... I'm numb.... I'm starting to slip away... I look forward to the empty, meaningless void Now pull the damn tooth, Doctor"

"Why are Nazis so good at math? They always come up with the final solution."

"Apple is reinventing the wheel. It's going to be Revolutionary!"