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Joke of the Day
"Bill Cosby likes his women like he likes his town cars... Blacked out"
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"I heard something crazy the other day apparently making alcohol in scotland is whiskey business"
"What did one fish say to the other? Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught."
"I think my roommate might be gay... His dick tastes like shit."
"I went to the noodle shop yesterday... and ordered a bowl of noodles. The waitress brought it out, but tripped and spilled the noodles and hot broth all over my right arm. It felt pretty raw, man."
"I recently started the new Brexit diet So far I've lost hundreds of millions of pounds."
"All my friends are convincing me to travel to Northwest Territories... But I'm having Nunavut."
"What do two cousins say after they have sex? Roll Tide."
"Why do hurricanes have girl names? First they are all wild and wet, then they take your house."
"my mom should have been on one of the planes that crashed on 911 ... I think -Anthony Jeselnik"