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Joke of the Day
"Have I told you about my vacation to Oklahoma? It went fucking horribly."
Next Joke
"I told my therapist what you said and she's gonna call your therapist and you're in big trouble"
"""I didn't see you in church last Sunday Nigel. I hear you were out playing football instead."" ""That's not true vicar. And I've got the fish to prove it!"""
"What cause of death did the doctor give for a patient whom died after staring at a woman's behind? assfixation"
"Me: Boss our sales are really going updog. Boss: You mean up? Me: No, updog. Boss: What's updog? Me: Not our sales. We're bankrupt."
"Balloons are stupid. ""Happy birthday! Here's a buncha sacks of breath."""
"A better name for 'Abercrombie and Fitch' would be 'Abercrombie and White Trash Pre-Abortion Smelly Whore Store'"
"Q: why you can't smoke weed with Mexicans A: Because when you ask them for papers they run away"
"How do you get high underwater? seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one"
"I wake up every morning feeling like a Japanese democracy. Huge erection."