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Joke of the Day
"How do you get high underwater? seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one"
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"A man walks in to a bar His alcoholism is destroying his family."
"In his next movie poster, I wonder if Ice Cube will be mildly annoyed by whatever is going on around him."
"I invented a new joke today! Plagiarism!"
"Freaky Friday 2: The mom and daughter switch bodies again The mom doesn't go back She keeps stealing children's bodies She lives forever"
"Bill gates teaching a kindergarten class ""Let's count"" says Gates The children start counting as he told them to. 1,2,3.x,95,98,2000,ME,XP,7,8,8.1,9,10, 10 anniversary edition"
"The Runaway Horse by Gay Topen"
"What is so brilliant with a Arabian blow-up doll? They blow themselves up."
"My password is ""weak?"" Well your password recovery security question is soft as shit. The city I was born in? Ask me why my mom left my dad."
"I told my girlfriend I was named after Thomas Jefferson. She said, ""Your name is Brian."" I said, ""Right. But I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson."""