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Joke of the Day

"How do you get high underwater? seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one"

"How to Feel Comfortable in Your Own Skin Step 1: Stop wearing other people's skin"

"Donald Trump's Presidential Campaign"

"For Sale: Complete Set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 Volumes Excellent condition. $ 1000 ONO. No longer needed. Got married last week. Wife knows fucking everything."

"Hi, Can I domesticate you?"

"Someone is watching you... And his name is John Seenya!"

"Chuck Norris house trained his dog by 1 roundhouse kick to the face."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Charles ! Charles who ? Charles your luck on the lottery !"

"I was watching the WWE wrestling with my son today... ...when I finally snapped at the whole charade and blatant fakeness of it all. It's about time he was told he's adopted."

"Q: Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly? A: Heredity."