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Joke of the Day

"I had an Irish 7 course meal A potato and a six pack"

"Why dont bicycles pedal backwards??? Because than it would be REcycling"

"As a guy, wearing Crocs is a lot like getting a blowjob from another man... It feels great until you look down and realize you're a homo."

"Tourist: The flies are awfully thick around here. Don't you ever shoo them? Native: No we just let them go barefoot."

"Somewhere, a ninja watches ""I Didn't Know I was Pregnant."" An imperceptible smile creeps across his lips. ""Damn right you didn't."""

"I had a harder childhood than most. My parents didn't send me to a therapist, they sent me to a theanalrapist."

"$100 Bill A: Why are you late? B: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. A: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? B: No, I was standing on it."

"The hostess said to sit wherever I want, but the couple at this table are giving each other weird looks and have totally stopped talking."

"What do you get when you divide the diameter of a jack-o-lantern by it's circumference? Pumpkin Pi. ( )"

"What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with? Smoked Muenster."