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Joke of the Day
"If a Rabbit Foot is considered good luck, then a Camel Toe should be considered amazing luck!"
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"You know before Facebook, I use to call up 435 friends of mine everyday... just to tell them how much I hate my work and how much I love getting stoned.'"
"How does a Welshman find sheep in tall grass? Irresistible."
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"Kid: Daddy, where do babies come from? Dad: Storks deliver them Kid: but where do baby storms come from? Dad: ...Fuck."
"Does anyone know where concentrate is? I've been drinking lovely orange juice from there for years now.."
"The spider I just killed with a napkin isn't in the napkin, and now I'm in a circle of salt reciting incantations."
"What do you do when you're sunburned? Make like a banana and peel."
"What do American beer and sex on a boat have in common? Both are fucking close to water."
"I thought girls liked guys who are assholes? The entire subway ride I refused my seat to like 20 women and not one gave me their number."