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Joke of the Day

"I wish my refrigerator would quit opening my bedroom door, staring at me, sighing and walking away."

"I'll never forgive the Nazis for how they treated my Granddad in that concentration camp during the war... Five years he was there on that machine gun tower, and never got a single promotion..."

"My mother doesn't believe the dough will rise in the oven. She'll believe when she sees the proof."

"Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake but he couldn't figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he could type 'Happy Birthday'"

"I went to the largest campsite in germany it was mein kampf by blitz creek"

"What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees? A coniference."

"My wife's an experienced navigator, she gives great headings."

"What kind of fun does a priest have? None."

"i dont give a frick about your car's horse power i want to know about its other powers lets start with duck power"

"As a parent, the only warm meal I get around here is ice cream."