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Joke of the Day
"Why is Donald Trump gay? The Chinese beemhole been trippin hardcore nomsayin'?"
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"My first memory was 9 months before I was born. I went to this crazy party with dad and left with mom."
"How do you know someone went to Harvard? They tell you."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Belle ! Belle who ? Belle-t up and open this door !"
"Who wants to start CatRoulette.com with me?!?!"
"Fifteen years ago we had Johnny Cash, Steve Jobs and Bob Hope. Now we have no cash, no jobs and no hope."
"if Lindsay Lohan can call herself an artist, I can call myself a german shepherd"
"""How'd the session go with your new therapist?"" ""It was a waste of time. He just kept showing me pictures of my parents fighting."""
"If global warming was causing guns to melt, we'd all be driving electric cars within two weeks."
"What did the Buddhist get for Christmas? Presence."