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Joke of the Day

"So I Went to the doctor And he told me to quit masturbating. I said ""whys that?"" He said ""Because you're in my office"""

"""I need a car. What do you have?"" ""Well, we have a Subaru Outback"" ""But what kind of Subaru?"" ""Outback"" ""I don't CARE where you keep it..."""

"They say the human imagination is infinite. Try to imagine a new color."

"Ya know you're from Tacoma when... Your niece sees velvet ropes and says ""Ooh , that's some really nice police tape""!"

"Thinking outside the box is dangerous... Because that's where all the cats leave their poo."

"Hey girl, are you a derivative function? Cuz I wanna be tangent to your curves."

"Two nuns are riding bicycles down a bumpy road... One turns to the other and say ""I never came this way before""."

"Why is a creative writing workshop the first step when training to become a firefighter? Prose before Hose"

"Why does T-Pain always look well rested? Because he is a NAPPY BOY!!!"

"I got a new haircut about a week ago. It's starting to grow on me."