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Joke of the Day

"I just found a human tooth and a pair of underwear in my purse. I might be a serial killer or I might be a mom, you'll never know."

"[being carried away by a colony of ants] haha nice let's see where this goes"

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"Male porn stars are some of the hardest workers."

"What's the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune? . .. ... In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy."

"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Apparently not 3, because my basement is still dark."

"Ladies, as you enter this day, remember that one chubby arm photo is going to cancel out the thirty you carefully took of your collar bone."

"My mom says I procrastinate... But I'll deal with that later"

"How do you project confidence? Multiply by the cosine of the angle."

"I've been locked in a room to cure my acne. I haven't broken out yet."