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Joke of the Day

"My first day in prison & my giant cell-mate wants to play house. He asks me if I want to be Mama or Papa. I tell him I'll be Papa. ""Ok Papa. Now get over here and suck Mama's dick."""

"Sex to a man is like hunger. If he can't get into an expensive French restaurant, he will go to McDonalds."

"She uses her boyfriends toothbrush without his knowledge and wears his underwear every day....I eat a dog biscuit ONCE and I'M the weirdo???"

"[NSFW] What's the worst thing about...? ....getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go in to ask for a coat hanger. *Yet another Australian pub joke*"

"How is circumcision like the Great Jedi Purge? They both get rid of the force kin!"

"A world without women...... Is a pain in the ass"

"Spell Indian tent with two letters. TP."

"Why can't the bishop walk straight? Cause he can only move diagonally"

"""Sooth."" -a soothsayer"

"A sandwich walks into a bar The bartender says, ""sorry, we don't serve food here."""