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Joke of the Day
"I've wrecked my car yet I still weigh the same. This crash diet is for the birds."
Next Joke
"What's the square root of sixty-nine? Eight-something!"
"I'm always delighted when people stick their noses in my business - my company makes paper tissues."
"As I sit here naked in Hugh Jackman's hotel room, it occurs to me that I might have mixed up my bucket list with my wife's."
"Why do Rednecks love cheeseburgers? Because they are in bread."
"What side of the road do they drive on in ireland? None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - House Wife Barbie ...dressed in ratty old housecoat; comes with dirty laundry and sink full of dishes"
"Your momma's so fat . . . She has to lift up the toilet seat to take a shit."
"What did they say about the pastry with the low IQ? He was Retarted"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Argo ! Argo who ? Argo down to the beach for my holidays"