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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who crushes Pepsi cans with a hydraulic press? It's sodapressing."

"Hey bro, how did you get so strong? By picking up chicks in the gym"

"Racist Jokes are all the same Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."

"What do you call a blind trig function? Se-cant."

"I design castles. AMA! For this AMA, I'd like to focus on rampart."

"How to give a woman an orgasm? Dream harder."

"Did you hear the one about the dyslexic atheist... [Corny Meme](http://imgur.com/b0CrsHL.jpg)"

"What is a tampon's favorite food? Scrambled egg"

"*holds flashlight under chin* ""...and then the typo appears, AFTER you hit send!!"" *everyone screams in horror*"

"What do you call a Frosty's prostitute? A snow blower"