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Joke of the Day

"My daughter asked me if I know how to do the Running Man, like my generation didn't invent it. Anyway, that's what brings me to the ER."

"Me: Will you- Hubs: No Me: Can you- Hubs: Nope Me: Are you- Hubs: Oh no Me: Sex? Hubs: Yes Me: Oh hell no..... Communication is important."

"What does a food lover do when they try a new food? They CURIOUSLY MASTERCATE."

"""So you know how girls have XX chromosomes and guys have XY chromosomes?"" ...Asked the biologist. ""Well I want you to be my Y, cause I'd hate to ask you to be my X."""

"What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke? You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?"

"Father: *places hand on shoulder* My son..... *Son: Yes father? *Father: Check out this cool severed hand I just found! editted for format, which I suck at apparently"

"Why didn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box."

"Whats the difference between a South African tourist and a racist? About a week or so"

"A man goes to the zoo and the only exhibit is a dog... It was a shitzu"

"Bun B doesn't like Star Wars Because he is the real Trill O G"