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Joke of the Day
"My dog asked what it was like to be human, so I told him that talking was a good start."
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"Why can't 2 Asians have a white baby 2 wongs don't make a white"
"I think we all need something positive after the recent election Which is why I'm sharing my HIV status with all of you."
"""You're never going to believe this, but my doctor just told me I've got a protein deficiency."" ""No whey!"""
"What did the boner say to the olympic swimmer? Dont be so Hard-on yourself the embarassment will only last a few months!"
"""You've got a friend in me."" - Cannibals, probably"
"How do you have sex with a vegetable? Ask if they want to-mate-O."
"Me: ""Dad, I wanna to go to a 50 cent concert!"" Dad: ""Well here's a dollar, take your sister too."""
"When I shake hands with a fat guy I don't like, I do it extra hard to get a good moob bounce going"
"officer, buying weed from a guy who sells on the side is basically shopping local. you should be THANKING me for supporting our community."