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Joke of the Day
"Why do /r/Planetside moderators dislike the Death Star II? It's a trap."
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"I thought more people would laugh at my candy joke... But all I heard was a few snickers."
"My wife is fucking awesome. Although usually I prefer to go by Steven."
"""Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, thirteen... "" Fourteen, fourteen, fourteen, fourteen..."
"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate it's tit a lot"
"share your funniest joke ever (im looking for, dirty, racist, or really funny)"
"Q: What kind of fish has two knees? A: A tunee fish."
"I was raping a woman the other night and she cried, ""Please, think of my children!"" Kinky bitch."
"Just overheard a guy say he was buying a MacBook so he doesn't have to worry about the Ebola virus. What."
"The 4th little pig built his house into a windmill. The wolf huffed and puffed and generated enough power to last the whole winter."