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Joke of the Day

"Why do /r/Planetside moderators dislike the Death Star II? It's a trap."

"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken. Edited for spelling, even though the guy was a stuffy old turd about it. :D HEYOOO"

"What do you call 10 black guys playing basketball ball? Three on three."

"I hope you guys realize that sunflower seeds are salted little plant babies."

"Why did the mouse eat a candle ? For some light refreshment!"

"What's big, huge and hairy? A Goliath bird eating tarantula."

"Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through."

"Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream."

"The girl in the car next to me is totally checking me out. I think she likes me. After I'm done picking my nose, I'm gonna smile and wave."

"You didn't come here to be insulted? Why? Where do you usually go?"