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Joke of the Day
"Black humor never gets old ...just like african people"
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"The beauty of meditation is it helps instill inner peace in someone that makes it easy to pick his pockets."
"What was the first thing Eve said to Adam after eating the forbidden fruit? Does this fig leaf make my butt look big?"
"The thought of having my own kids is scary because anyone who's half me and half someone dumb enough to have sex with me is doomed"
"FRIEND:i suffer badly with insomnia ME:what's that FRIEND:it's where you can't sleep ME:you just*lays down*just like this *falls asleep*see?"
"They say that murder rates go down with more employment, so I bet if we gave everybody jobs murdering people, they'd be really bad at it."
"Ann! do you remember me? We have so many memories together Ann: **SEGMENTATION FAULT**"
"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic? About half way."
"A wife was dying. She called her husband and said, ""Gary, I've been unfaithful."" Gary answered, ""I know. That's why I poisoned you."""
"I was addicted to the hokey pokey... But I turned myself around"