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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy from Parks & Rec who crashed his plane? It was comic Aziz."
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"(Quick one-liner joke:) Why are pretty women like pianos? Because when they're not upright, they're grand!"
"When I was a kid I wanted to become a pirate, and sail the open seas. But instead, I just ended up downloading a lot of movies."
"If a man stands alone in a forest... If a man stands alone in a forest, with no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?"
"Who plays center forward for the vampire football team? The ghoulscorer."
"Who were the shortest people in the Bible? Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, ""Silver andgold I have none,"" and no one could be much shorter than that."
"I watch Amateur BDSM for the same reason people watch NASCAR the accidents."
"The one thing you can get your dog to do that your wife won't Come"
"If my children are any indication of how much I talk, I would now like to apologize to any man I've ever dated...EVER"
"Cannibalism is a real thrill Nail-biting from start to finish."