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Joke of the Day

"(Quick one-liner joke:) Why are pretty women like pianos? Because when they're not upright, they're grand!"

"Hate it when I'm at a hotel & the maid leaves her cart unattended & the only thing I can grab before getting caught is 3 dozen shower caps."

"Is that a burrito in your pocket or are you happy to see me? I'm cool if it's a burrito."

"What do Mormon's and tweekers have in common? Both ride bicycles and bust mission."

"What's the best thing about North Korea? The traffic."

"Yo momma's so mean she has no standard deviation"

"I don't understand the purpose of smooth objects. I mean, there's no point."

"Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis? He gives them runs!"

"The Outsiders: Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant? He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop."

"If Shrek can find love, so can you."