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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Uh...standby I'll check on that."

"What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived? Get a new robe!"

"Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale? Only a Sith deals in absolutes."

"Being inside a car with kids is like being inside a blender with sticky hyenas."

"My x-girlfriend had a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh It was amazing! If you put your ear to it you could smell the ocean!!!"

"Did you hear about the rabbi who had a wallet made out of foreskins? He could rub it and turn it into a suitcase."

"The lead singer of Chumbawamba died earlier today. During his autopsy his body got knocked down...and that's when things got interesting."

"What water does Snake drink? Big Voss."

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can never hurt me CRUCIO!"

"On Facebook: Them: Look! We're at the beach! Me: Look! I'm in your house!"