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Joke of the Day
"What do Roman Doctors call I.V.s? Fours"
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"One of my mates told me that he has a pregnant rabbit. It has an ingrown hare,"
"What do they call a dog in Iraq? A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself"
"The phrase ""Silence is golden"" doesn't make any sense because duct tape is silver."
"double midget jokes god save me When to know to kick a midget's balls? Ans - When he's next to your girlfriend and he says ""Her hair smells nice."" What do you call a midget vampire? Ans - Cocksucker."
"Whiteboard and Eraser Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser? The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way."
"Dad Joke Dad: (Grabs his chest) Call me an ambulance Son: You are........ an ambulance Dad: Proud of you son."
"My naughty parts are starting to tingle! I usually only feel like this in my genitals."
"I went to the doctor the other day with a nasty pain in my ass Turns out he already met my wife."
"Did you hear about the NFL player who went to prison? He went in a tight end and came out a wide receiver."