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Joke of the Day

"A bar of gold walked into a bar. Unfortunately the barman wasn't having it and shouted ""AU get out of here"""

"What's cold and comes in April? Her dad."

"Isis Isis Babe."

"What is 1x times D xD"

"All I want from Uber is to be driven around until I fall asleep, carried over the driver's shoulder into my home, and tucked into bed"

"A Canadian man has found a dead mouse in his McDonalds coffee. They just don't seem to put the effort into those happy meal toys anymore."

"How many punks does it take to change a light bulb? None. Punks never changed anything."

"Why are there whiteboards standing out in each class in school? Because they are remarkable!"

"Yo mama is so hairy... ...She doesn't have a bush, she has a whole damn rain forest."

"If a proctologist works part time at KFC.... Is it still finger licking good?"