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Joke of the Day
"How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food? Because he said he loves miso."
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"Metalhead love What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love? A match maiden heaven"
"Shout out to all the sassy receptionists out there. I won't even go near businesses that don't have sassy as hell receptionists."
"I LOVE YOU ... A man was out for a drink with his wife one night and he said, ""I love you"". The wife asked, ""Is that you or the beer talking"" He said, ""It's me........ I'm talking to the beer""!"
"So I'm Calling random stores & saying ""Hey It's Michael, Screw you guys, I quit!"".... There's got to be a Michael at one of these places..."
"I think abs are for guys that don't have the confidence to wear a nice T-shirt to the pool."
"In Greece how do you separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."
"What kind of insect gets triggered on tumblr? A butthurtfly"
"Did you hear about the short-sighted circumciser? He got the sack.."
"What has nine arms and sucks? Your mom on Def Leppard's tour bus."