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Joke of the Day

"Just in time for Christmas. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Teaching people that it is okay to make people outcasts for being different until that difference benefits someone since 1939."

"When I die, before my will is read, I want my entire Google search history revealed and whoever is left in the room gets it all."

"If you hate Capitalism so much, then just write everything in lower case. Problem solved."

"Extremely controversial, but here goes... Why can't you try someone for grave digging? Because it was found on the ground."

"You've got to let me meet your dentist, black people."

"If I was a girl named Isis, I'd be pissed that half the people decided to change my name to Isil."

"What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas? Police Navidad."

"Have you seen that new documentary about constipation? Oh that's right, it hasn't come out yet.."

"How did Mace die? Through the Windu."

"How do you get a fat girl into bed ? Piece of cake"