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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Nazi who survived the war? A veterinarian"
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"What's invisible and smells like bananas? monkey farts"
"Have you ever eaten a clock before? It's very time consuming."
"Siri, does this look infected?"
"I tried herbal tea at office today It tastes herbal."
"How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI? The cigarette."
"Studies have shown there is a direct correlation between a woman's insecurity and the amount of selfies she posts each day."
"What animal gets applauded? The mosquito."
"He died doing what he loved smelling things underwater"
"I shot my first turkey today! Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section though."