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Joke of the Day
"what's green and lives in the cupboard?? last year's hide and go seek champion"
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"Why can you never catch an economist masturbating? They use an invisible hand."
"Which French novelist looked like a scrotum? Balzac"
"What do running shoes and Neo-Nazis have in common? Both make Jews run faster! (Sorry, but as an agnostic Jew myself, I hope that it's okay for me to make this joke.)"
"What grows on Seasame Street? I dunno, a Grover something."
"The cost of living has got so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she cant afford batteries"
"Two fish are in a tank. One looks to the other and asks, ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"""Grandpa, why did everyone make a big deal out of selfies when they're just pictures, oh and thanks a lot for doing nothing about climate."""
"My phone just sent me an unsolicited hockey score. Aren't there Japanese horror films that start this way?"
"Masturbating while hooked up to a heart monitor can really mess with a hospital staff They never know if you're coming or going"