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Joke of the Day
"I kept pouring water on my Iphone.. because Siri won't tell me where the terrorists are."
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"I was going to cover my bathroom floor with dead baby skin... My wife told be that would be infant tile."
"Two Condoms Two condoms are walking down the street and pass a gay bar. The first condom turns, looks at the other and asks; Wanna get shit faced?"
"A bogey man who's a pretty good guy is... Snot Bad."
"How does the Moon cut the Sun's hair? He eclipse it."
"[working in garage] ""Hand me a screwdriver, son"" A flat one? ""No"" [mixes vodka and Orange Crush] Here ya go"
"Why do Native Americans make the best strippers? Their dancing can make it rain."
"Jimmy was eating ice cream but dropped it as he crossed the street. Why? He was hit by a bus."
"I hugged someone else's mom at a park once and now mine won't pick me up bc I smell like other mom now"
"I like my pork butts like I like my women Slathered in BBQ sauce, stuffed in a pot, and then cut up when the lid doesn't fit right."