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Joke of the Day

"A dick has the saddest life He is put in a dark room, banged againts the walls until it throws up and is unconcious"

"Did you know tank tops were illegal until the U.S constitution came out? It gave people the right to bare arms."

"Postmodernism pun Hi all, I'm trying to come up with a clever pun on postmodernism but I'm stumped. Does anyone have any clever puns on postmodernism?"

"Excuse me, miss, you've got a little bit of face on your makeup there."

"What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal? GoldiLochtes"

"What do you call a drunken asshole? Alcohole."

"What do you call a screaming timepiece? An alarmed clock."

"I'm not flirting. I'm just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive. "

"What do sea monsters have for dinner? Fish and ships."

"What do you call a constipated optimist? A half ass full kind-a guy!"