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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human."

"Q: Why does a dog wag it's tail? - A: No one else will do it for them"

"Dear lady arguing w/ the clerk over whether or not it is ""good"" champagne: YOU ARE IN A GAS STATION!"

"Whats a pirate's favorite letter? ""You'd think it would be R but its actually the c!"" Aye matey"

"What do you call an angry German? Sauerkraut."

"mob boss: stick his body in the compost pile me: wha mob boss (grabbing my collar intently): we might be killers, but u only got one earth"

"What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea? I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face."

"I just spotted a Chihuahua! That wasn't very nice you shouldn't draw on dogs!"

"I heard y'all don't like bird jokes This could get a little hawkward"

"Exercising can add years to your life. For example I jogged 4 miles today and now I feel like I'm 73."