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Joke of the Day

"so two elderly grapes are talking then one of the grapes says, is it just me or are you looking a bit prune?"

"What is the worst piece in undersea chess? The prawn."

"My dad put snowballs in the blender I miss snowballs he was a great cat"

"I just smoked the fattest blunt.. And now my refrigerator is nervous!"

"My teacher loves me - she puts kisses against all my sums."

"The human soul weighs 1.2lbs... I know because I've weighed myself before and after I walk into work."

"What do you call a woman who has a lot of sex? Her name."

"My wife has just walked out the door with the kids for good because of my addiction to horse racing. In fact, I can see them now they're all at the gate and they're off!"

"What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow? Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe."

"Man: You've been very loyal but it's best we part ways Dog: I don't understand. What's the problem? Man: Your talking kinda freaks me out."